VJ ADITYA

Mistaken Identity

¤ I go by: Aditya

¤ Years since I bawled out of my mom: 20.

¤ I've pulled the stars to form: Scorpio

¤ First words outta my mouth: Hello

¤ Worst nickname: Yadi

¤ Last place on earth you'd find me: Kitchen.

Runnin' Wild

¤ Breed of dog I am: Dalmation.

¤ Last time I felt 4 years old: When I played darkroom.

¤ And you thought I was perfect: Got thrown out of school in the ninth standard for running away from the school premises to watch India vs Australia… Definitely worth it.

¤ My life as a movie: Raging Bull.

¤ 5 actors I would kill to go out with: Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Garner, Giselle Hes also started, Eva Longoria.

¤ Superhero I am: Superman.

¤ Moonlighting: Superman.

¤ Dressed as a man I would hit on: Can't even think like that.

¤ DTuned in: The doors.

¤ If I had to kill someone, I would: Cut them up slowly and then make them eat themselves till they are dead.

¤ Soul food: Coldplay, David Gray.

¤ Soul poop: Lies.

¤ I've crapped on: A snail once when I was 5. Ha ha on a farm in the middle of nowhere.

¤ The crows sh** on me: Many times... I actually truly think that they plan to do it to me, once a crow came into my own house and shat on me.

¤ Hammocks R Us: Goa.

¤ If I had to sweat I would: Not for children.

¤ With: Afcourse.

Deeper Underground

¤ The one thing I'd run out with if my house was on fire: Piano.

¤ Maximum drool factor: Black buck.

¤ I swear by: Many things.

¤ I'd pee in my pants if: My zipper gets stuck.

¤ I wanna be immortal for: No reason... Never!

¤ My best friend calls me: Ad.

¤ I would sell my soul: Afcourse.

¤ I wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole: Bird flu infected chicken

¤ My mantra you might wanna chant: If you want to make God laugh... Tell him your plans.