VJ LOLA

Mistaken Identity

¤ I go by: The name is Kutty… Lolakutty

¤ Years since I bawled out of my mom: Never ask a man his age and a woman her age. In my case don't ask me either.

¤ I've pulled the stars to form: Cusp - Between Taurus and Gemini. Linda Goodman, want to write a book on cuspians?!

¤ First words outta my mouth: Namaskaram viewers!

¤ Worst nickname: Lo… Sometimes La.

¤ Last place on earth you'd find me: In a Miss India contest.

Runnin' Wild

¤ Breed of dog I am: How dare you call me a dog?! Be gender specific. The word is bitch.

¤ Last time I felt 4 years old: Obviously when I was 4 years old. What a silly-billy question!

¤ And you thought I was perfect: Perfection is a myth. Like Mallika Sherawat's role in The Myth.

¤ My life as a movie: If you want your movie to be a hit I suggest you do not make it about my life. My life is not for your entertainment ok?! Hmmph!!!

¤ 5 actors I would kill to go out with: I would never kill to go out with an actor. Violence is unrequired in my opinion.But I would like to have a pleasant chit-chat with Johnny Depp/Jaoquin Phoenix/Saif Ali Khan/Mamooty… Four is enough thank u very much.

¤ Superhero I am: Now you are calling me cartoon character? Will these insults never cease Ende Karthave!.

¤ Moonlighting: Isn't this some American serial's name starring Bruce Willis and some blonde woman?!

¤ Dressed as a man I would hit on: This violence again!!! Pah! It's too much of an effort to dress like a man. I'm not a cross dresser. Therefore this is an invalid question!

¤ Tuned in: ed into what? Who is the moron who thought of these humbug questions?

¤ If I had to kill someone, I would: End up in jail.

¤ Soul food: Aapams and stew

¤ Soul poop: chee chee chee... Don't use these words. It implies bad upbringing!

¤ I've crapped on: From poop to crap?! Do you need therapy or something Mr. Question Man?

¤ The crows sh** on me: It's a sign of good luck.

¤ Hammocks R Us: Under a coconut tree in Kerala! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh… Bliss.

¤ If I had to sweat I would: Continue to live in India… In the summer time when the weather is fine?!!!

¤ With: Out.

Deeper Underground

¤ The one thing I'd run out with if my house was on fire: My gold jewellery. For us Kerala girls, all that glitters is only gold!!!!

¤ Maximum drool factor: Dogs when they see a bone or cat. Not necessarily in that order.

¤ I swear by: My mother's wisdom and caramel popcorn at movie theatres.

¤ I'd pee in my pants if: I don't wear pants. And even if I did, I would not pee in them. I'm toilet trained.

¤ I wanna be immortal for: I want to be immortal and then die!!!

¤ My best friend calls me: Madam Mallu.

¤ I would sell my soul: Wouldn't be worth much so the question doesn't arise. Maybe gold. If I really needed the money!

¤ I wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole: Alex before an oil bath.

¤ My mantra you might wanna chant: South India is not a language. It is a region!