VJ NEIL

¤ I go by: Neil Bhoopalam

¤ Years since I bawled out of my mom: born in 83. Do the Math.

¤ I've pulled the stars to form: Pieces

¤ First words outta my mouth: not sure about that but I can tell you what else came outta me as a baby.

¤ Worst nickname: bugs

¤ Last place on earth you'd find me: in the arms of Rakhi Sawant

¤ Breed of dog I am: Eagle.

¤ Last time I felt 4 years old: this morning.

¤ And you thought I was perfect:

¤ My life as a movie: would be short (unlike some bollywood movies that last for 3 days).

¤ 5 actors I would kill to go out with: we got to Kill to go out with someone! Next time there is a change in dating laws please let me know.

¤ Superhero I am: Denial-Man! Here to save the world, but wait! There's nothing wrong with the world.

¤ Moonlighting: not much tanning is going to happen here now, is it?

¤ Dressed as a man I would hit on: this question upsets me.

¤ Tuned in: what am I a guitar?

¤ If I had to kill someone, I would: be on my way to fixing up a date (according to new dating laws)

¤ Soul food: is low on cholesterol

¤ Soul poop: when you've had too much soul food

¤ I've crapped on: the ceiling (now that's a visual)

¤ The crows sh** on me: when they have good aim.

¤ Hammocks R Us: would not make as much business compared to Toys r us.

¤ If I had to sweat I would: be smelly

¤ With: no one close to me

Deeper Underground

¤ The one thing I'd run out with if my house was on fire: stuff

¤ Maximum drool factor: cheese cake.

¤ I swear by: the moon
And the stars in the sky I'll be there
I swear like the shadow that's by your side I'll be there
For better or worse
Till death do us part
I'll love you with every beat of my heart
And I swear

¤ I'd pee in my pants if: the footpaths were occupied.

¤ I wanna be immortal for: major interest on my measly investments.

¤ My best friend calls me: Neil, although my real name is Neil. But you can call me Neil.

¤ I would sell my soul: I've already done that to channel V. I'm doomed.

¤ I wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole: electric wires (at least the one's with low electric poles)

¤ My mantra you might wanna chant: if it ain't broke don't try to fix it.